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Ingredients: Enriched Wheat Flour (Bleached Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Potassium Bromate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Sugar, Eggs, Soybean Oil, Water, Dextrose, FD&C Yellow #’s 5&6, and Artificial Vanilla Flavor (water, propylene glycol, caramel color, vanillin, ethyl vanillin and potassium sorbate, as a preservative).

ALLERGEN INFORMATION: CONTAINS WHEAT, SOY AND EGGS

Nutrition Facts: Serving Size 1 cookie (8.22g), Calories 35, Calories from Fat 0, Total Fat 0g (1% DV), Saturated Fat 0g (0% DV), Monounsaturated Fat 0g, Polyunsaturated Fat 0g, Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 0mg (0% DV), Total Carbohydrate 7g (2% DV), Dietary Fiber 0g (1% DV), Sugars 3g, Protein <1g, Vitamin A 0% DV, Vitamin C 0% DV, Calcium 0% DV, Iron 0%

• The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs.